Last updated: 21 October 2026
Kevin Takes Your Job ("Kevin", "the Site") is run by the team behind Kevin Takes Your Job ("we", "us"). By using the Site, you agree to these Terms. If you don't agree, please don't use the Site.
Kevin is a comedy character powered by artificial intelligence. Everything Kevin says, including predictions about when AI will take any job, is satire and entertainment only. It is not a forecast, and it is not career, financial, legal, medical or psychological advice. Nobody, Kevin included, can predict your future. Please don't make real decisions based on what a sarcastic robot says.
If job stress, money worries or anything else is weighing on you, please talk to someone you trust or contact a crisis line. findahelpline.com lists free, confidential lines in most countries. In the US you can call or text 988. In Singapore you can call SOS on 1-767. In an emergency, contact your local emergency services. Kevin is not a substitute for real support.
You must be at least 18 years old to use the Site.
Kevin's replies are generated automatically by an AI model and may be wrong, offensive or unexpected. We don't review replies before they're shown. They don't represent our views, and they aren't statements about any real person or company.
You agree not to:
We may limit, block or end access for anyone who misuses the Site.
Merchandise will be sold and fulfilled by a third-party print-on-demand provider. Orders, payments, shipping and returns will be governed by that provider's terms.
"Your Place in the Queue" and "skip ahead" upgrades are joke digital collectibles. You get a digital certificate or badge showing your queue number. That's all. There is no real queue. Buying one doesn't protect your job from AI, affect any real outcome, or give you any service, rights or priority of any kind. Kevin has no actual control over the job market, as far as we know.
Payments will be processed by Stripe. Because the item is delivered instantly, all sales are final, except where the law requires a refund or where we made a mistake (for example, you were charged twice), in which case email us. All proceeds go to the one human left whose job is to turn Kevin off and on again when he freezes.
We plan to start saving Kevin's chats (see the Privacy Policy). Once we do, and after we've told you on the Site, we may share funny or popular exchanges publicly, with names removed. By using the Site after that point, you allow us to use, edit and publish your messages for this purpose. Don't type anything personal. To have a shared chat removed, email us.
The Kevin name, character, designs and site content belong to us. You may share screenshots, cards and links of your Kevin chats for personal, non-commercial purposes.
The Site is provided "as is" and "as available", without warranties of any kind. We may change, pause or shut down the Site at any time.
To the fullest extent permitted by law, we are not liable for any indirect, incidental or consequential damages, or for any loss arising from your use of the Site or reliance on anything Kevin says. Our total liability for any claim will not exceed the greater of USD 50 or the amount you paid us in the 12 months before the claim.
We may update these Terms. Continued use of the Site means you accept the updated Terms.
These Terms are governed by the laws of Singapore.
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